Still no dough… She tries to deal, “Lets do a trade”
Hard on her. “No, love, lets not do a trade. Let’s you come up with our dough, or let’s send you back to the airport.”
She pleads her case. “let me hit a strip club and do a few shifts.” her ‘tude has changed since DM laid down the rules, she’s copasetic, but she’s def. hopped up 24-7. A fucking whirlwind of blah blah blah. My head hurt. “I’m the first american porn star this, and I’m the most important that, and one time this person said this and so and so said blah blah and I like cookies and lets make hot dogs and my pussy is still tight and i got a car from this dude in Miami and don’t you love Jack Black? I love Jack Black, I just absolutely love having sex for money, haha, it’s so easy and I like it anyway, and I do all my own make up and I’m starting an agency and the guy at the store recognized me and I got a box cover and I did this and that with so and so, plus blah and ra and blah blah etc.” 24-7 and for free.

“Let me try to get some shifts at a local strip club…”
“Fine”
Karl the Great, the official “Slut Whisperer” of burntfilm is driving her from club to club.

But no luck at the clubs, they want her to go through three days of initiation and stuff. She’s like: “I’m a fucking star” they’re like: “so the fuck what?”

So she’s back at the Motel, walking around butt ass naked, and moderately unattractive.
“Let me suck your dick baby”

“Please Woman, don’t offer to suck my dick in exchange for work.”
Though I’m not averse to someone sucking my dick, I draw the line at nutto sluts trying to scam our work. Plus she’s gross, so much traffic that there’s litter around her box. A lot of these girls are gross honestly, kudos to West Coast Porn Make Up Artists, they do wonders with some of these people.

She tried. She gave up on the “Dirty Slut” angle and acted human for a day or so, called one of her Sugar Daddies and came up with a few hundred dollars Western Unioned. We shot her for a day.
The best she’s ever looked.

Diagnosis.
Too Much Ugly, Too many pain killers, too much sun and too much attention from the type of dudes that are impressed.
10% sympathy factor for the confused 27 year old sorta-babe with control issues and no idea what she’s really all about. I saw glimpses of a vixen, but mostly stretch marks and delusions.

She was here for 3 or 4 crazy filled days. We were glad to be rid of her.
She still owes us some scratch but were not stressing.

So my girl reads this and is like: “Damn, you just said slut A LOT!”
and I said, Baby Girl, the world is full of all types, and so is the adult industry. 99% of the models we work with have a healthy sense of self respect, kick ass on camera, and are fucking A cool people off camera. I’m honored to be in the room with them. Some of them are among my very best friends in the world. Sometimes we don’t do enough homework and end up spending time with people who are just bags of suck, this was one of them.