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Official List of Douche Bags # 2

By derek | September 16, 2008

Cokehead model sleeps through shoot, misses gig after long night of partying with some dude she doesn’t know. YUP!

Clearly we’re burnt. Jus sayin. We don’t hold people to a higher standard than we hold ourselves. Chicks are late for gigs all the time. MUA’s are late. Stylists are late. Sometimes when they show up late for a gig, they STILL have to wake me and High up. Such is life with BurntFilm.
But Still.

Shit costs $$$.

you gotta eventually show up to work.

Not so for this chick though.
At one of our very first gigs.
12.AM.
We have a restaurant down on Bleeker rented out after hours…
well, “rented” as in I slipped the manager some scratch.
Nonetheless, we’re there. The MUA is there. The Manager is there.
And we’re waiting.
12:15
I make the call.
No answer.
12:30
12:45
1 am

Manager is getting antsy. MUA is getting ripped. High is cool. I’m cool.
She’ll show.
1:30
I’m nervous. High is drinking, Manager is secretly thinking we’re Bullshit.
MUA is thinking about posing instead.
2:00
MUA is topless. High is shooting. I’m drinking. Manager is drinking.

4:00 We’re out.
She no-showed.
5:00

I get home to Hoboken. My phone rings. “I’m SO SORRY, I FELL ASLEEP!!!! Can I sill come?”

WHat?
“Can I still come?”
Er…?
“I was partying with this dude and we did bunch of coke and fell asleep”
Er… you did a bunch of coke and then fell asleep? Um… How?
“We were wasted and I fell asleep!!! I just woke up!!! I’m so sorry!!!!”
OK… Listen, I gotta go to bed…
“So you don’t want me to come? I can come now…”
That’s ok, I think maybe we’ll let this one go…
“I’m sooooo sorry!”
Ciao.

Total Cost to Burntfilm
$175 plus a ton of time with wardrobe and drinkin. Special thanks to the manager for being cool and getting us drunk.

Special thanks to the MUA for posing.

The model later came clean to me, guilty conscience, I wasn’t even asking, I didn’t care.

“I met this guy at a bar at like 8 and we started drinking, He was really cute and he asked if I wanted to hang out. Then we went to his apartment, it was soooo nice. We started doing lines and then we were hooking up and I hear the phone but I was like, I’ll leave in 15 minutes, He had such a big cock, he was fucking me soooo hard and then all of a sudden I realized it was 5 am… I’m sooooo sorry!!!”

Doug M. says,
Hey models, you know we love you, but please, if you’re going to go on a coke fueled fuck binge with a guy you don’t know when you’re scheduled to shoot with us, please have the courtesy to invite us to bring come along and film that shit. That’d probably sell.

Thanks, and please don’t do drugs. When you have a shoot.

Here’s a pic of Nica.

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10 Responses to “Official List of Douche Bags # 2”

  1. maestro Says:
    April 28th, 2008 at 8:13 pm

    f*cked up. can I get her number?

  2. keelyhasbro Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 12:39 am

    I’ll take her to my own personal rehab. This is a great shot, Nica looks beautiful and dangerous.

  3. SeemoreHoffman Says:
    April 30th, 2008 at 12:16 am

    was it Nica…? I like her, she’s a great little minx.

  4. umiumiurora Says:
    April 30th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    Where do you meet these women????

  5. Azrael Says:
    May 4th, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    what..i thought this happend like 3 years ago? it happend again?

  6. derek Says:
    May 5th, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    ha, Azrael!!!! Representing!!! Love that shit. We didn’t have a blog 3 years ago !

    ridiculousness…

  7. derek Says:
    May 5th, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    Hey, Seemore, can’t say who it was, but it wasn’t MC Hammer.

  8. refaulter Says:
    May 13th, 2008 at 10:22 am

    Nica is slammin, and apparently a self important narcissist, just like any other stripper.

  9. zapphod Says:
    May 22nd, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    Nica is slammin, as you say, this story probably happens often

  10. Harlonfaulk Says:
    October 30th, 2008 at 9:22 am

    Nica is delicious

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